DISCLAIMER:
* the 99 - 1 percentage figure bandied about brought to you by...... Crazy Liberal Math

We are the 1%*, according to "CLM". No one helped us do our homework in college, no one poured over our resume to help us land a good job, and no one is helping us raise our families to be responsible... but everyone sure wants our money.

OccupyCublicles.org
OccupyRoadsBridgesHuh?.org
OccupyAnythingAnarchy!!!.org
OccupyAJobInterview.org
OccupyResumes.org
OccupyCraigslist.morons
Mr-Shy.com

While latte-sipping teenagers sit on their butts to block traffic in NY, we're the ones working at the coffee shop where they stop for breakfast. We're the ones financing high speed smart phone coverage so they can tweet about their miserable lives. If it weren't for us developing social media in the first place, they wouldn't even be able to assemble their protest.

But we don't complain or bellyache. When traffic gets backed up on the Brooklyn Bridge, and we sit in our cars for an hour with no dinner, we somehow manage not to get out and attack them. All we want is to live our lives, use the roads and bridges to get home, make a buck on the stock market, and teach our kids how to pay their own way.

Join us. Get up tomorrow morning and go to work. Do your job, the way you always do, without expecting the media to gush over you. Make sure those 99ers have coffee to drink, donuts to buy, videos to upload, statuses to update, and tweets to tweet.

Brought to you by the people who are occupied, and feeling kinda... oppressed. Not to mention, without your hard work, Occupy Wall Street would go nowhere.

October 2011

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I come from poor, humble roots in the south. I have made myself into a Business Analyst with an MBA. Now the government takes away a third of my income to build jail cells for liberal, whiny protestors. OCCUPY A CUBICLE! occupycubicles.org.

I can barely pay rent...

Barely eat 3 meals a day

Barely get to work

Barely breath

Barely sleep...

BUT WAIT -- I'm doing all these things!!!

But I want FREE THINGS... Like doctors, education, food, shelter!!!

I hate Wall Street!!!!

and bridges, and cars... and cops.... and people with more than me...

I am the 1% (according to CLM)

Occupy a job interview!

OccupyEmptyHeadsOfLiberals.org


I am also Mr. Shy, hawking my music to make money and profit, and I want to be rich but I hate rich "fat cats" on Wall Street and in corporations. I will be rich singing songs and selling them, hopefully in chain stores and touring, using buses and planes and performing in big stadiums with corporate sponsorships. So, my riches will be different. I deserve being rich. They don't. They, being the rich people stealing my money.

October 2011

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I come from poor, humble roots in the south. I have made myself into a Business Analyst with an MBA. Now the government takes away a third of my income to build jail cells for liberal, whiny protestors. OCCUPY A CUBICLE! occupycubicles.org

I come from poor, humble roots in the south. I have made myself into a Business Analyst with an MBA.

Now the government takes away a third of my income to build jail cells for liberal, whiny protestors.

OCCUPY A CUBICLE!

occupycubicles.org

October 2011

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I come from poor, humble roots in the south. I have made myself into a Business Analyst with an MBA. Now the government takes away a third of my income to build jail cells for liberal, whiny protestors. OCCUPY A CUBICLE! occupycubicles.org

I was born to substance-abusing parents on welfare.

Through hard work, faith, and perseverance, I overcame. I am now a published writer with a good income.

Too bad the government takes it away for the next generation of losers.

Occupy an office space!

OccupyYourOwn-SourceOfElectricity-IfYouHateCorporations-ThatMuch.twits

October 2011

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I was born in Los Angeles CA. My father worked in the aerospace industry, and was an officer in the USAF. I was working at age 11, cleaning pools, and mowing lawns. At age 14 I was working as a dishwasher in a Japanese restaurant. From that age, till I was 21, I did everything from working in a service station, heavy equipment operator, to pharmacy tech. I spent 4 years active duty in the USAF as a Lieutenant. After the USAF, I spent the next 21 years as a Deputy Sheriff, retiring after a heart attack, and a stroke. At the time of my retirement, I was the most decorated in my unit.

I was born in Los Angeles CA. My father worked in the aerospace industry, and was an officer in the USAF. I was working at age 11, cleaning pools, and mowing lawns.

At age 14 I was working as a dishwasher in a Japanese restaurant. From that age, till I was 21, I did everything from working in a service station, heavy equipment operator, to pharmacy tech.

I spent 4 years active duty in the USAF as a Lieutenant. After the USAF, I spent the next 21 years as a Deputy Sheriff, retiring after a heart attack, and a stroke. At the time of my retirement, I was the most decorated in my unit.

Occupy Mr-Shy.com

OccupyALife.org

October 2011

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This one is waaaay too long.

Okay, this one is waaaay too long, but it's photographed quite nicely... so the above graphic should suffice :)

Occupy Craigslist!

OccupyCraigslist-Idiots.com

October 2011

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This one is waaaay too long.

I own a small business.

I've lost everything before. It could happen again.

I take risks so MY kids can have a better life. Not so you can sit on your *ss at my expense.

I am the 53%

Occupy A Life!

OccupyALife.org

THEM:

I come from poor, humble roots in the south. I have made myself into a Business Analyst with an MBA. Now the government takes away a third of my income to build jail cells for liberal, whiny protestors. OCCUPY A CUBICLE! occupycubicles.org

US:

I come from poor, humble roots in the south. I have made myself into a Business Analyst with an MBA. Now the government takes away a third of my income to build jail cells for liberal, whiny protestors. OCCUPY A CUBICLE! occupycubicles.org
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